Ever since I’ve been at home my mom has forced me to eat two bananas every day.
I expect that by the time I leave, I’ll have either turned into a monkey or just have a strong affinity for anything long and curvy that I can put my mouth on.
My mom says it helps digestion and is a potent source of potassium, but I know better.
I think she’s trying to turn me gay.
#thisshitisbananas
